"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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