Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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