Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
