is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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