North Korea, Best Korea!
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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