I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
