I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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