is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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