Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
ugly people sure do ruin things
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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