Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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