Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
