But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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