Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
How's work?
Spinning.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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