wat bout pragnant strippers??
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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