I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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