I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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