i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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