Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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