Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
