worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Be still, my beating vagina.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
