Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
time to smoke my breakfast
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I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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