I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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