Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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