When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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