It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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