it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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