too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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