I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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