Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
its liver damage thursday
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