Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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