omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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