I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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