In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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