im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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