Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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