I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
honey bunches of taint.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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