508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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