Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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