i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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