Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
My life is pants optional.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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