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Whod you bang

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.

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(254): View more from Texas

Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.

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(509): View more from Washington

Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.

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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.

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