So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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