Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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