office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Holy sore nipples Batman
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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