We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
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After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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