hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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