she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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