At least make sure they are 18
Why
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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