We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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