don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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