so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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